After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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