fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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