i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
