Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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