therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Acid is not a monday night drug
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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