I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My feet surprised me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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