But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just pee around me
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
