Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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