A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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