please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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