Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ladies don't puke and tell
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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