My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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