So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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