Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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