I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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