Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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