Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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