i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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