On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he told me I talked like a deaf person
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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