So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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