hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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