I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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