She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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