i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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