I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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