That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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