i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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