We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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