I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm getting married
To pizza
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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