Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you would pick up someone in the library
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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