My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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