why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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