The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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