So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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