Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's rum buckets o'clock
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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