I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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