Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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