My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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