i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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