I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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