Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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