Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just blew my weed a kiss
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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