..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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