Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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