you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
