Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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