what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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