He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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