what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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