are you still at the devil's house?
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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