Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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