Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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