An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's never too late to be topless.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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