No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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