Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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