he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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