I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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